BUTT show!!

"My boyfriend, Jack, and I were going out to dinner and a movie one night. We hadn't been out in a while, so I put on my sexiest jeans and a new shirt and spent tons of time getting ready. All through dinner and then at the theater, I felt like everyone was staring at me, but I just thought my hard work must have paid off. After our date, Jack dropped me off at my parents' house, where I was staying while I was looking for a new apartment. The second I walked in the door, my dad asked me what had happened to my pants. I turned around to look, and sure enough, there was a huge rip displaying part of my thong and half of my pasty-white butt." -Corinne, 24